Still life goes on!

Another new comedians website to report. The award winning Josie Long. The website is modestly called I love Josie Long. I have alway had a soft spot for this crazy surreal comedian, but I found the animated smiling image of her on the front page a little disconcerting.

The website offers you the once in a lifetime chance to ‘become Josie’s friend’ this however doesn’t seem to work. It seem to be a mailing list, but I think it broken. Their is a forum too where you can chat to josie herself.

This is crazy feast your eyes on this. It is a clip of 2 Chinese students sing along to ‘I want it that way’ by the backstreet boys. It really quite amazing they have put together dance moves as well The thing that really makes me chuckle is their mate in the background who is just ignoring them playing a computer game.

See for yourself!

To end with some fantasic stuff I have been looking at. Do you remeber Sonic the hedgehog? Well here is a online version of the game called ultimate sonic. Here’s a forum I have been hanging around in.

I hope this was as good for you as it was for me, cheerio.

Have a go at this silly trick. It a mad crazy optical illusion. As you blur your vision and stare at the dots They start doing strange things like changing color and disappearing. It’s kind of like magic eye!

click here: cool illusion

But you haven\\\’t popped by to hear me drone on.

Just to complete your day how about some great stuff using the old googster. We have all be planning to go on mass to a speed dating thing and we stubbled across this what do you think? Here is a place wear you can buy the same hats that everyone else buys but at factory prices.

But enought of this, I have work to do. Bye.

Ahh PANIC, the show is today. Ahh and damm their are more people coming, luckly some people couldn\\\’t make it. I han\\\’t been this nervous for a long time.

But I didn\\\’t get drunk last night , which is quite a achievement for me. So Wish me Luck!

But to lighten the mood:

\\\”So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said \\\’You\\\’ve been promoted.\\\’ And I swerved.

And I Said \\\’I careered off the road.\\\”\\\’

- Tommy Cooper

Last but not least some cool websites I found whilst surfing. Are you a fan of golf try out this poor internet golf game. Here\\\’s a forum I have been hanging around in.

I hope this was as good for you as it was for me, cheerio.

Ahh PANIC, the show is today. Ahh and whoops I invited more people a class full, however some people have pulld out. Either way I am slightly nervous.

Yesterday I did not get drunk , which should mean I will be slightly more with it. So Wish me Luck!

But to lighten the mood:

I adopted a poison fetus!

To end with some cool websites I’ve been amusing myself with. This is what we used for the promotion of shrimp rocket a friend of mine does the Textile printing at supreme creations. We have all be planning to go on mass to a speed dating thing and we stubbled across this what do you think?

And this is me signing off!!

I’m still stuck behind the same error I was yesterday but I feel like I had a valuable day. I applied for a support role at a a solicitors today, up in North London, It’s part time, so I can still keep up all the other work I do but It’s £14,000 + benefits which would mean I could have a social life again. Other odd thing happened today in the adjacent house they are making a immense annex to their home and It looks like they have hired a new builder, a attractive young red head girl, she makign it really hard for me to concentrate.

but to lighten the mood:

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”
- Spike Milligan

And now for some great stuff I found whilst surfing. My mate Dave has quit his job as a pasta chef and is now working for first4sale a online estate agent, check it out. Are you a Art fan, have a look at this huge collection of painting of still life.

Goodbye for now!

Today I continued my sempiternal struggle with An email kettle of fish. I have been trying to get a microsoft database programme to talk to a exchange server. It looked a awesome plan, but I have been stuck behind the same problem now for three weeks and it’s making me mad. Thanks god a mate Curzon who is helping out but I really think his interests is drooping.

But that not what I’m here for:

“Hi vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum.”
- Spike Milligan

And too end with some killer stuff I found on my travels. Have you ever wanted to design your own personal rug? have a look at these ones. Does anyone want a free gmail invite?

Bye-Bye

Just a lazy sunday afternoon, I have spent all day just dripping around with the relatives. It’s been relaxing. We put in a weird little log fire in the livingroom and my sister began doing internet dating, it seems really strange to think of my sister doing that. but It’s a good idea exspecality when you live in a city like london.

But that not what I’m here for:

I adopted a cute lil’ fetus! Hooray fetus!

Here is some other cool sites I found on my travels. Here’sa forum I have been hanging around in since, my mates do. Do you remeber Sonic the hedgehog? Well here is a online version of the game called ultimate sonic.

Well I bored! Think I’ll go eat something.

Today was miserable day. You can devide in to two categories the folks in the world: the distinguished and hip folks like yourself that understand my blog, and the 8 billion idiots who make our lifes hell . So it looks like we are out numbered. All the things I have attempted to do today, has required me to repel two people intent on forcing me to do something else, generally purchase some crap. I keep trying to tell myself it’s just the price of living in this enlighted era, but that doesn’t seem to reduce the impulse to kill everyone .

Anyway onto silliness.

Sorry Phil, if the robot says it it must be true.

And now for some new sites I found by reading other blogs. I have another stupid but addictive game, it’s called ALAIS it’s a strange combination of mouse plus keyboard, try it. Well if your bored their a huge selection of online games on lunararcade.

And this is me signing off!!

Well it has been a bit of a queer day today. Unfortunately Sham has been rained out and naturally his Broadband connection has malfunctioned therefore We just can not get the things completed that We primitively wanted to however life goes on. It does mean I have had a day just vegging out the place taking the chance to increase my Idiot box watching. Plus I’ve tripled the total of useless Internet I analize.

but to lighten the mood:

apparently I am laffy taffy what ever that is!!

Last but not least some webs offerings I found. Are you interested in comedy? Live in London? Check out the london comedy blog. I found this cool website and love it: walnutsmoothie career personaility test. Read the whole thing.

That all I got, leave me alone.