Still life goes on!

September 29, 2005

Image work

Today I’ve been playing with photo shop. I found this jpeg on my travel and have been messing about using the built in filters. It can do some really fantasic stuff.



Fun with the pastel effect.

(more…)

September 27, 2005

Cannabis related to heart attacks

Apperently Health professionals have managed to find some medical proof that weed can actually damage your health. In a recent study doctors have connected taking cannabis to chest problems and heart attacks!
(more…)

September 21, 2005

More image work.

I’ve created a whole of bizzare images with my adobe products. I noticed this jpg whilst surfing the web and have been playing about using photoshop filters. Cool eh



(more…)

September 16, 2005

Playing around with images.

I’ve been having a little play with adobe photoshop. I came across this gif whilst surfing and have been messing around with the built in feature of photoshop. Soem of the stuff you can do is fantasic.



A strange sand stone like scene.


I think this is a fantasic effect, it is done using charcoal.


Fun with the pastel effect.

Here is some other webs offerings using the old googster. Well if your bored their a huge selection of online games on lunararcade. I found this cool website and love it: walnutsmoothie career personaility test. Read the whole thing.

That all I got, leave me alone.

September 10, 2005

Working at a wedding.

Now I have the delight of serving drinks at a wedding for Aquila wedding caters. This isn’t going to be that much fun, This will only be the second time I’ve done it, but I can’t stand being a subordinate. The last wedding I did it, I had a really tough time these were some of my worst parts:

  • Getting in a slanging match with the groom
  • Being Soba, Whilst giving away free drinks.
  • Getting groped until I had to start screaming rape!
  • Watching people eat for three hours.

But your not here to talk about me:

“We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!”
- Denis Leary

What about various cool websites I found whilst surfing. Does anyone want a free gmail invite? Are you a Art fan, have a look at this huge collection of painting of still life.

That all I got, leave me alone.

September 9, 2005

Rainy Days

Bit of a slow day today. I-EEEEI having got that job yet and The exchange server still won’t talk to access. I’ve wasted the day doing my accounts. I was having so much fun I wet myself. Yup it was tiresome and I’m far from finishing, jobSS-God know when I will be finished I haven’t even made a dent
But this weekend I am working at a wedding which should be a good break.

Aparently though I have still managed to waste as incredible amount time:

“I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.”
- Denis Leary

I know you’ve all been waiting for the groovy sites using the old googster. Well if your bored their a huge selection of online games on lunararcade. Are you a Art fan, have a look at this huge collection of painting of still life.

And it goodbye from me and goodbye from er me.

September 8, 2005

A New Job

I’m still stuck behind the same error I was yesterday but I feel like I had a valuable day. I applied for a support role at a a solicitors today, up in North London, It’s part time, so I can still keep up all the other work I do but It’s £14,000 + benefits which would mean I could have a social life again. Other odd thing happened today in the adjacent house they are making a immense annex to their home and It looks like they have hired a new builder, a attractive young red head girl, she makign it really hard for me to concentrate.

but to lighten the mood:

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”
- Spike Milligan

And now for some great stuff I found whilst surfing. My mate Dave has quit his job as a pasta chef and is now working for first4sale a online estate agent, check it out. Are you a Art fan, have a look at this huge collection of painting of still life.

Goodbye for now!

Email Issues

Today I continued my sempiternal struggle with An email kettle of fish. I have been trying to get a microsoft database programme to talk to a exchange server. It looked a awesome plan, but I have been stuck behind the same problem now for three weeks and it’s making me mad. Thanks god a mate Curzon who is helping out but I really think his interests is drooping.

But that not what I’m here for:

“Hi vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum.”
- Spike Milligan

And too end with some killer stuff I found on my travels. Have you ever wanted to design your own personal rug? have a look at these ones. Does anyone want a free gmail invite?

Bye-Bye

September 4, 2005

Weekend with the family

Just a lazy sunday afternoon, I have spent all day just dripping around with the relatives. It’s been relaxing. We put in a weird little log fire in the livingroom and my sister began doing internet dating, it seems really strange to think of my sister doing that. but It’s a good idea exspecality when you live in a city like london.

But that not what I’m here for:



I adopted a cute lil’ fetus! Hooray fetus!

Here is some other cool sites I found on my travels. Here’sa forum I have been hanging around in since, my mates do. Do you remeber Sonic the hedgehog? Well here is a online version of the game called ultimate sonic.

Well I bored! Think I’ll go eat something.

September 2, 2005

Not my best day!

Today was miserable day. You can devide in to two categories the folks in the world: the distinguished and hip folks like yourself that understand my blog, and the 8 billion idiots who make our lifes hell . So it looks like we are out numbered. All the things I have attempted to do today, has required me to repel two people intent on forcing me to do something else, generally purchase some crap. I keep trying to tell myself it’s just the price of living in this enlighted era, but that doesn’t seem to reduce the impulse to kill everyone .

Anyway onto silliness.


Positronic Humanoid Intended for Logical Infiltration, Scientific Gratification and Accurate Yelling


Sorry Phil, if the robot says it it must be true.

And now for some new sites I found by reading other blogs. I have another stupid but addictive game, it’s called ALAIS it’s a strange combination of mouse plus keyboard, try it. Well if your bored their a huge selection of online games on lunararcade.

And this is me signing off!!






















Get free blog up and running in minutes with Blogsome | Theme designs available here